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Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that would make Marie Kondo blush, the U.S....
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Majority of Voters Say They Want Change, Will Definitely Re-elect Same People in November

WASHINGTON — In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that has political analysts scratching...
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Supreme Court to Rule on Whether Supreme Court Should Be Above the Law

In a move that would make Founding Father James Madison do a spit-take of...

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Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
World news

An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...

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