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SELF-PROCRASTINATING APP™: Finally, An App That Does Nothing For You

In a world where productivity apps keep pestering you to actually do things, one...
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Local Gym Introduces ‘Procrastination Treadmill’ That Automatically Starts Tomorrow

In a groundbreaking move that will redefine the very concept of exercise, St. Petersburg's...
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