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Revolutionary Sleep Study Finds Perfect Amount of Sleep Is However Much You Can’t Get

For generations, we've been bombarded with a relentless message: sleep is essential for health,...
Tech

SELF-PROCRASTINATING APP™: Finally, An App That Does Nothing For You

In a world where productivity apps keep pestering you to actually do things, one...
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Health

Study Finds Morning People Just Evening People Who Gave Up On Joy

SUNRISE, CA - In a groundbreaking study that threatens to unravel the very fabric...
Science

Scientists Discover Cure for Monday Morning Blues: Just Don’t Get Out of Bed

Rejoice, weary office drones and pajama-clad procrastinators! After years of toiling in the trenches...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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Entertainment

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