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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
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The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry,"...
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The new Anson Mount ‘Hell On Wheels’ condoms are flying off the shelves

Reports filtering out of Madison Avenue are that the new "Hell On Wheels" Condoms,...
Entertainment

Harry and Megs create royal rap song

Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal...
Sports

Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle to star in the wrestling motion picture, “The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babes”

The Sports Bet Gazette has just reported that Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle will...
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Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills

There is no one in the entire United States who makes more TV commercials...
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The NCAA March Madness Committee says Paul Bunyan Condoms will be the 2025 official sponsor

Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2025 NCAA...
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It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box

The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn...
Sports

Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been...
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Bezos-Musk Inc.’s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand...
Entertainment

Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely

In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her...
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New Fitness Watch Feature Judges Your Life Choices in Your Mother’s Voice

Move over, step trackers and calorie counters. The future of self-improvement is here, and...
Entertainment

Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman – but only once

In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching...
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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its...
Entertainment

The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
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Kim Kardashian goes commando

The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a...
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The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry,"...

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