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Oarfish Sparks Doomsday Panic, But Officials Insist It’s Just an ‘Ugly Dolphin
Baja California Sur beach — A monstrous, eel-like creature measuring nearly 15 feet long...
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Fauci Pardoned Just in Time for His New Role as Masked Singer Judge
In a move that has left both critics and conspiracy theorists scrambling to update...
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Taylor Swift Announces New Album: ‘Reputation: The Revenge of the Swifties'”
NASHVILLE, TN — In a move that has already triggered global economic tremors, pop...
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Inflation So High, People Are Trading Money for Candy Bars at the Gas Station
In a shocking turn of events that economists, cashiers, and candy lovers all saw...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
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Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
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Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
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What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...