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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...
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Bezos-Musk Inc.’s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand...
Entertainment

Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely

In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her...
Health

New Fitness Watch Feature Judges Your Life Choices in Your Mother’s Voice

Move over, step trackers and calorie counters. The future of self-improvement is here, and...
Entertainment

Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman – but only once

In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching...
Entertainment

Squid Game’ Creator Announces New Reality Show, ‘Squidward Game,’ Featuring the Adventures of a Depressed Sea Sponge

BREAKING: 'Squid Game' Creator Announces 'Squidward Game,' A Reality Show About Finding Joy In...
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UN Declares ‘Saying Sorry’ Sufficient Punishment for International War Crimes

GENEVA, Switzerland - In a move that's sure to revolutionize international power struggles, the...
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Debate Over Healthcare Reform Derailed by Heated Disagreement on What Healthcare’ Means

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a display of peak American dysfunction, the much-anticipated healthcare reform...
Science

Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So

PALM SPRINGS, CA - In a development that would have surprised even the most...
Health

Groundbreaking Study: Horizontal Chocolate Consumption Could Add Years to Your Life, Scientists Somehow Conclude

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what researchers are calling a "revolutionary breakthrough" in nutritional science,...
Sports

Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense

DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
Science

Elon Musk’s Latest Venture: A Flamethrower-Equipped Tesla Model X

Move over, self-driving cars, because Elon Musk, the visionary tech lord with a penchant...
US

U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that would make Marie Kondo blush, the U.S....
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
World news

Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...
Entertainment

Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?

If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump,...
Money

Fed Delivers Lump of Coal With Latest Interest Rate Hike, Just in Time for Holiday Cheer

In a move guaranteed to inspire carols of despair and a nationwide sugar plum...

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