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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and...
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What is science’s opinion of broccoli in 2024?

In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we...
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UN Declares ‘Saying Sorry’ Sufficient Punishment for International War Crimes

GENEVA, Switzerland - In a move that's sure to revolutionize international power struggles, the...
US

Debate Over Healthcare Reform Derailed by Heated Disagreement on What Healthcare’ Means

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a display of peak American dysfunction, the much-anticipated healthcare reform...
Science

Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So

PALM SPRINGS, CA - In a development that would have surprised even the most...
Health

Groundbreaking Study: Horizontal Chocolate Consumption Could Add Years to Your Life, Scientists Somehow Conclude

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what researchers are calling a "revolutionary breakthrough" in nutritional science,...
Sports

Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense

DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
Science

Elon Musk’s Latest Venture: A Flamethrower-Equipped Tesla Model X

Move over, self-driving cars, because Elon Musk, the visionary tech lord with a penchant...
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U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that would make Marie Kondo blush, the U.S....
Money

Investors Finally Realize They Should’ve Invested in Comic Books Instead

Forget Bitcoin. Forget Dogecoin (who could have predicted a meme about a Shiba Inu...
Entertainment

John Mulaney to Host Netflix Show: Comedians Worldwide Brace for Existential Crisis

LOS ANGELES, CA - Comedians across the globe are reportedly scrambling for existential counseling...
Sports

Kyrie Irving Trades Earth for Flat Earth Society Membership

BREAKING NEWS: In a move that has left astrophysicists scrambling for their slide rules...
US

Congress Passes Law Making Daylight Savings Time Permanent… Because They’re Tired of Getting Up Early

A Bold Step Towards a Brighter, More Productive Future (Or So They Say) In a...
Entertainment

BTS Jin’s ‘Super Tuna’ Shatters Records, Leaves Critics Wondering If It’s an Oscar Contender

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the ivory tower of film criticism,...
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and...
Tech

What is science’s opinion of broccoli in 2024?

In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we...
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Millions of tons from a mudslide that hit Portugal are now in Spain

In what Portuguese authorities are calling the "Abuela (Grandmother) of All Mudslides," reports are...
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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership...

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