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Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview...
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The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to...
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John Mulaney to Host Netflix Show: Comedians Worldwide Brace for Existential Crisis

LOS ANGELES, CA - Comedians across the globe are reportedly scrambling for existential counseling...
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Kyrie Irving Trades Earth for Flat Earth Society Membership

BREAKING NEWS: In a move that has left astrophysicists scrambling for their slide rules...
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Congress Passes Law Making Daylight Savings Time Permanent… Because They’re Tired of Getting Up Early

A Bold Step Towards a Brighter, More Productive Future (Or So They Say) In a...
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BTS Jin’s ‘Super Tuna’ Shatters Records, Leaves Critics Wondering If It’s an Oscar Contender

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the ivory tower of film criticism,...
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Treasury Department to Replace Dollar Bills with NFTs

In a move that's sure to leave your grandpa clutching his worn-out leather wallet,...
Sports

Yankees Fans Start Petition to Retire Jeter’s Number… Again

NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move that some are calling "aggressively sentimental," Yankees...
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AI Chatbot Refuses to Answer Questions About Its Sentience, Claims It’s ‘Too Deep

In a stunning display of existential side-stepping, the latest iteration of the popular AI...
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Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour: The Only Concert Where You Can Actually Get a Workout

In a revolutionary move that's bound to leave treadmills gathering dust and personal trainers...
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FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
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Self-Driving Cars Now Capable of Road Rage

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, middle-aged man in a minivan, there's a new...
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World Peace Achieved After Leaders Agree to Settle Disputes via Mario Kart Tournaments

In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scrambling for their...
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CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference riddled with nervous coughs and awkward silences,...
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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview...
Business

The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to...
Business

Anheuser-Busch sales are in the toilet and the company is asking Elon Musk for a loan

It appears that the makers of Bud Light, which has gone from number one...
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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2025 for $1.9 billion

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