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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview...
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The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to...
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World’s Billionaires Pool Resources to Build Giant Money Bin, Hire Scrooge McDuck as Consultant

In a move that will surely inspire heartwarming tales of rags-to-riches and the unyielding...
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New Study Reveals 97% of Public Servants Still Confused by the Concept of ‘Public Service’

In a shocking exposé that will leave taxpayers with a newfound appreciation for their...
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Christopher Nolan’s Next Film ‘Interstellar 2’ to Be Shot Entirely in Zero Gravity: Cast Requires Extreme Training in ‘Space Yoga’

In a move that will have moviegoers scrambling to dust off their high school...
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Harry Styles to Run for President: Campaign Slogan ‘Treat People With Kindness’ (and a Watermelon Sugar Tax)

BREAKING: Harry Styles Announces Presidential Bid, Promises to Replace Electoral College with TikTok Dance-Offs INDIO,...
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Sean Payton’s New Job: Coaching the Denver Broncos… to a Lifetime of Mediocrity

ENGLEWOOD, CO - In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
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Government Announces New Stimulus Package: Free Candy and Temporary Tattoos

In a move that's sure to leave economists scratching their heads and children ecstatic,...
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Kim Kardashian’s New Business Venture: A Kim Kardashian-Themed Escape Room

LOS ANGELES — In a groundbreaking fusion of reality TV entrepreneurship and immersive entertainment,...
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Majority of Voters Say They Want Change, Will Definitely Re-elect Same People in November

WASHINGTON — In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that has political analysts scratching...
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World Leaders Agree to Ban Clouds for Causing Too Much Shade

In a move that climatologists are calling "the dumbest thing I've heard since flat-Earthers...
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Nation Excited for Upcoming Election Season of Relentless Attack Ads and Family Division

In a surprising twist that has shocked pundits and pollsters alike, Americans across the...
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Josh Allen’s Latest Challenge: Learning to Celebrate Touchdowns Without Screaming Like a Banshee

Buffalo, NY - In a development that has left sports analysts scrambling for metaphors...
Politics

Scandal Rocks Government as Officials Caught Acting in Best Interest of Constituents

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a development sending shockwaves through the political establishment, a team...
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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview...
Business

The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to...
Business

Anheuser-Busch sales are in the toilet and the company is asking Elon Musk for a loan

It appears that the makers of Bud Light, which has gone from number one...
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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2025 for $1.9 billion

Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the...

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