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Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview...
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The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to...
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Ed Sheeran’s New Song ‘Shape of You’ Actually About a Complex Geometry Problem

Move over, Pythagoras, because Ed Sheeran has just dropped a mathematical masterpiece disguised as...
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Greta Thunberg Announces ‘Climate Change Olympics’ Featuring Events Like ‘Glacier Melting Relay’ and ‘Sea Level Rise Hurdles’

Move over, Tokyo. Forget about Paris. Forget even about that time they held the...
Science

Doctors Warn Against Overuse of ‘Snooze’ Button: Could Lead to Time Travel

ST. PETERSBURG, FL - In a development that has sleep researchers scrambling for extra...
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Department of Education Introduces ‘TikTok for Tots’ Learning Program

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a groundbreaking move that's sure to revolutionize education for the...
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Scientists Discover Cure for Monday Morning Blues: Just Don’t Get Out of Bed

Rejoice, weary office drones and pajama-clad procrastinators! After years of toiling in the trenches...
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Kim Jong-un Opens New Theme Park Featuring ‘Rocket Roller Coaster’ and ‘Nuke N’ Chill’ Ride

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — In a move that has left the international community both...
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Albert Pujols Reveals Secret to Longevity: Diet of Only Chocolate and Red Wine

Move over, Tom Brady with your avocado ice cream. Forget about LeBron James' anti-aging...
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USPS Replaces Mail Trucks with Carrier Pigeons to Cut Costs

Philadelphia - In a move that would make Benjamin Franklin himself do a double-take,...
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Jennifer Lawrence Reveals Secret to Her Youth: ‘I Drink a Gallon of Olive Oil a Day

Forget serums, forget lasers, forget the questionable science behind vampire facials – Jennifer Lawrence...
Money

Inflation So High, Even Your Dollar Bills Are Asking for a Raise

NEW YORK CITY – In an unprecedented display of worker solidarity, a crisp Benjamin...
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Lamar Jackson’s New Contract: A Lifetime Supply of Ravens and a Lifetime Ban on Running Backs

Forget guaranteed money, forget signing bonuses, forget the usual trappings of a record-breaking NFL...
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Scientists Discover New Ice Age Caused by Excessive Polar Bear Selfies

The world is experiencing an unprecedented cooling trend, with temperatures plummeting faster than a...
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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview...
Business

The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to...
Business

Anheuser-Busch sales are in the toilet and the company is asking Elon Musk for a loan

It appears that the makers of Bud Light, which has gone from number one...
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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2025 for $1.9 billion

Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the...

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