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Scientists Discover New Species of Moth That Eats Plastic Bags: Fashion Industry Rejoices

MILAN, ITALY - In a development that has sent shockwaves (or perhaps a more...
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Putin Claims to Have Invented Time Travel to Explain Past Failures

MOSCOW—In a shocking turn of events that has left the international community baffled, Russian...
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Supreme Court Justices Now Required to Wear Mood Rings for ‘Transparency’

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move lauded by proponents of "increased judicial openness" and...
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Breaking Bad Spin-off ‘Saul Good: The Lawyer Years’ to Feature Saul Goodman’s Early Career as a Pizza Delivery Driver”

Move over, Matlock. Brace yourself, Perry Mason. The legal world is about to witness...
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Scientists Discover That Eating Chocolate Makes You Live Longer… Or at Least Happier

For centuries, humanity has chased the elusive fountain of youth. Countless potions, fads, and...
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Greta Thunberg Shakes Up Foodie Scene with “The ‘I’m Not Eating Meat’ Diner”

Europe - Move over, Impossible Burgers and Beyond Sausages, because there's a new sheriff...
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Scientists Finally Admit: Mars is Our Only Hope

BREAKING NEWS: In a stunning reversal of fortune, the world's leading climate scientists have...
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Serena Williams Drops Forehand and a Bombshell: Tennis Icon Reveals Shocking Time Travel Secret

PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL - In a development that will leave Roger Federer questioning...
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Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Release New Memoir: “We’re Still Over Here, Guys!”

In a stunning display of self-awareness, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have released their...
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Barbie’s Sequel: Ken’s Midlife Crisis

Move over, Wonder Woman. Buckle up, Mulan. The next cinematic force to shatter glass...
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Major City’s Housing Crisis Mysteriously Solved While Politicians Debate Who Should Take Credit

WASHINGTON, DC — In an unprecedented turn of events, the metropolitan area's decade-long housing...
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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview...
Business

The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to...
Business

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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2025 for $1.9 billion

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