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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...
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Science

Aliens Finally Contact Earth, Immediately Ask for Netflix Password

NEW YORK CITY – In a development that has left the internet more confused...
Politics

Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
Entertainment

Nicolas Cage Cast as Himself in Groundbreaking Biopic

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that's sending shockwaves through the cinematic universe (and...
US

New Restaurant Opens Serving Only ‘Florida Man’ Inspired Dishes

Just last week, a Florida man (shocking, we know) attempted to rob a gas...

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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
World news

Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...
Entertainment

Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?

If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump,...
Money

Fed Delivers Lump of Coal With Latest Interest Rate Hike, Just in Time for Holiday Cheer

In a move guaranteed to inspire carols of despair and a nationwide sugar plum...

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