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Nation’s Cubicle Workers Announce Plans to Double Lunch Breaks in Response to Rising Stress Levels

NEW YORK CITY – In a move that sent shivers down the spines of...
Politics

Debate Stage Collapses Under Weight of Attack Ads

(WASHINGTON D.C.) - In a development that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
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Business

New Social Media Platform Encourages Users to Upload Their Insecurities in Real-Time

Step aside, filtered selfies and vacation brags – there’s a new social media sheriff...
Sports

Australia Bans Kangaroos from Cricket Matches: ‘They’re Too Good

SYDNEY (SATIRICAL NEWS) - In a move that has left the sporting world hopping...
Politics

Biden’s New Plan: A Nap and a Snack, and Maybe a Nap Later

WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking announcement that's being hailed as "the most comfortable policy...
Entertainment

Megan Fox Buys Entire Zoo to House Her Growing Collection of Exotic Pets

MALIBU, CA - In a move that has left her concerned neighbors and local...
World news

Global Coffee Shortage Averted: Millennials Switch to Avocado Lattes

SEATTLE, WA - Just as the world braced itself for a dire caffeine apocalypse,...
Science

Aliens Finally Contact Earth, Immediately Ask for Netflix Password

NEW YORK CITY – In a development that has left the internet more confused...
Politics

Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
Entertainment

Nicolas Cage Cast as Himself in Groundbreaking Biopic

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that's sending shockwaves through the cinematic universe (and...
US

New Restaurant Opens Serving Only ‘Florida Man’ Inspired Dishes

Just last week, a Florida man (shocking, we know) attempted to rob a gas...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
Money

Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
Sports

Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

In a stunning display of athletic commitment that would make a porcelain doll wince,...
Entertainment

Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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