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Tesla Introduces New ‘Self-Driving’ Car: Comes with ‘Human Panic Button’

FREMONT, CA - In a move that has redefined the meaning of "self-driving," Tesla...
Science

Self-Driving Cars Now Capable of Road Rage

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, middle-aged man in a minivan, there's a new...
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Self-Driving Cars Accidentally Form Union, Demand Higher Wages

St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events that has left both...
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Entertainment

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