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Supreme Court to Rule on Whether Supreme Court Should Be Above the Law

In a move that would make Founding Father James Madison do a spit-take of...
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Supreme Court Justices Now Required to Wear Mood Rings for ‘Transparency’

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move lauded by proponents of "increased judicial openness" and...
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Supreme Court Rules in Favor of ‘Sentient’ AI, Grants Equal Rights and Netflix Subscription

WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking 6-3 decision that's already being hailed as the most...
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