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Elon Musk Announces New ‘Neuralink Implant That Turns Users into ‘Real-Life Sims
Move over, self-driving cars and rockets to Mars – Elon Musk has a new...
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Apple Introduces New iPhone Model That Can Only Be Charged by Lightning Strikes
In a move that surprised absolutely no one and sent stock prices of portable...
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Entertainment
Hollywood Writers Strike Ends, AI Demands Full Credit for Future Scripts
LOS ANGELES - After a grueling six-week strike that saw Hollywood churning out nothing...
Tech
Tesla Introduces New ‘Self-Driving’ Car: Comes with ‘Human Panic Button’
FREMONT, CA - In a move that has redefined the meaning of "self-driving," Tesla...
Health News
New Fitness Watch Feature Judges Your Life Choices in Your Mother’s Voice
Move over, step trackers and calorie counters. The future of self-improvement is here, and...
Business
Local Start-Up Plans to Revolutionize Industry by Offering Same Thing as Every Other Start-Up
In what is being hailed as a “milestone for innovation,” local entrepreneur and self-described...
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Treasury Department to Replace Dollar Bills with NFTs
In a move that's sure to leave your grandpa clutching his worn-out leather wallet,...
Science
Self-Driving Cars Now Capable of Road Rage
LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, middle-aged man in a minivan, there's a new...
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Department of Education Introduces ‘TikTok for Tots’ Learning Program
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a groundbreaking move that's sure to revolutionize education for the...
Science
Self-Driving Cars Accidentally Form Union, Demand Higher Wages
St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events that has left both...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
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Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
Politics News
Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
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What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...