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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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Treasury Department to Replace Dollar Bills with NFTs

In a move that's sure to leave your grandpa clutching his worn-out leather wallet,...
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Self-Driving Cars Now Capable of Road Rage

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, middle-aged man in a minivan, there's a new...
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Department of Education Introduces ‘TikTok for Tots’ Learning Program

WASHINGTON D.C. - In a groundbreaking move that's sure to revolutionize education for the...
Science

Self-Driving Cars Accidentally Form Union, Demand Higher Wages

St. Petersburg, FL – In a shocking turn of events that has left both...

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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
Sports

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...

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