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Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills

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There is no one in the entire United States who makes more TV commercials than Taylor Swift.

Tay-Tay has sung country, pop, blues, gospel, and even recorded a hip hop album with noted rapper Yo Yo Afro Woke.

And now The News Now News Agency is reporting that Swift, who is the girlfriend of TV Old West star Anson Mount, who appears on “Hell On Wheels,” has just signed to be the new spokeswoman for Non-Knock-Up™ birth control pills.

TNNNA reporter Cleopatra Dishmaker noted that the pills come in 19 different colors and are very easy to swallow as they are the size of a grain of salt.

SIDENOTE: Miss Dishmaker stated that Swift told her that the pills work extremely well as evidenced by Swift and boyfriend Anson Mount who have sexual relations 6 to 7 times a week.

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