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The Los Angeles Police Department hires one of L.A.’s most infamous prostitutes

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Los Angeles Channel 107 has just informed the public that the L.A. Police Department has just put one of the most well-known working girls in L.A. county on their payroll.

The woman identified as Breena Vineyard, 29, is noted for not only being stunningly beautiful and holding the world record for having the most STIs, but for being able to easily infiltrate extortion rings, counterfeit organizations, and even drug cartels.

Miss Vineyard informed police authorities that she has a black “Customer” book with over 12,800 names of high profile men who are successful businessmen, well known politicians, attorneys, law enforcement officers, actors, and popular singers.

Vinny, as Breena is known by many famous individuals including Robert DeNiro, Bradley Cooper, and several members of the Los Angeles Dodgers, said she gets an average of 8 marriage proposals each and every day.

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