Trump Demands Snoop Change Lyrics to ‘Drop It Like It’s Trump

PALM BEACH, FL—In a bold move that has already sent shockwaves through both the political and hip-hop communities, former President Donald Trump has officially announced that legendary rapper Snoop Dogg will headline his inauguration party, with one peculiar caveat: Snoop must rewrite his iconic hit Drop It Like It’s Hot into Drop It Like It’s Trump.

Standing in front of an oversized gold-plated podium at Mar-a-Lago, Trump declared the collaboration a historic moment for unity. “Snoop is a tremendous guy, okay? Tremendous talent, wonderful lyrics, all about dropping it. And now, he’s going to drop it for me—like it’s Trump.”

This partnership comes as a surprise to anyone vaguely familiar with reality, considering Snoop Dogg’s past criticism of Trump. The rapper famously portrayed a clownish Trump figure in a music video, leading to one of Trump’s now-legendary tweet storms. But according to insiders, Snoop’s change of heart reportedly came after being offered a six-figure paycheck, unlimited champagne, and “the opportunity to witness this circus firsthand.”

Trump’s Vision: Remixing the Political Playlist

Trump shared his vision for the updated lyrics during his speech. “We need something fresh, something big,” he said, clutching a platinum album he claimed to have produced himself. “How about: *‘When the GOP’s in the crib, ma, drop it like it’s Trump’? Or, *‘I got gold in my hair and the haters all stare, drop it like it’s Trump.’ Genius, right? I just came up with that.”

He continued, “This isn’t just about a song. It’s about bringing America together. I mean, who doesn’t love Snoop Dogg? Liberals, conservatives, even that guy from Parks and Recreation who hates me. Snoop transcends politics.”

Insiders revealed that Trump’s team has also suggested subtle lyrical changes to other Snoop classics. For example, Gin and Juice could become Diet Coke and Cash Flow, and Who Am I (What’s My Name)? might morph into Who Am I (The Best President Ever).

Snoop Dogg’s Reluctant Participation

Snoop, however, appeared less enthusiastic about the collaboration. In a brief statement delivered via Instagram Live, the rapper rolled his eyes and said, “Look, man, they said they’d pay me enough to get a new yacht, and I’ve always wanted to see what kind of chaos this dude brings up close. Plus, I figured if I didn’t do it, they’d just get Kid Rock, and nobody deserves that.”

Sources close to Snoop claim that while he’s agreed to tweak his lyrics, he’s also planning a few surprises. “Let’s just say the word ‘Trump’ might be in there,” a friend said, “but not in the way he’s hoping.”

Public and Celebrity Reactions

The announcement has sent social media into a frenzy, with reactions ranging from shock to sheer disbelief.

• “Snoop Dogg performing for Trump? Is this satire? Did I accidentally click on The Onion?” tweeted one confused user.
• “I thought 2020 was weird. 2025 just said, ‘Hold my beer,’” quipped another.

Even political pundits are weighing in. “This could be a strategic move for Trump to appeal to younger voters,” said one analyst. “Or it could just be another weird flex that makes absolutely no sense.”

Meanwhile, fellow celebrities have been quick to mock the collaboration. Comedian Trevor Noah joked, “This is the first time in history that both the performer and the audience are going to be high as hell—one on weed, the other on ego.”

The Inauguration Party to End All Inauguration Parties

If the event proceeds as planned, it promises to be the most extravagant and baffling inauguration celebration in U.S. history. Trump’s team has teased a star-studded guest list featuring Kanye West, Ted Nugent, and a hologram of Frank Sinatra. The VIP section will reportedly include diamond-encrusted seats and a buffet described as “the best buffet, better than any buffet, maybe ever.”

During the performance, Trump himself is expected to join Snoop on stage for a freestyle verse. According to leaked lyrics, Trump’s rap debut will include lines like:

• “I’m the Big Don, best Prez in the game / Haters throw shade, but I soak up the fame.”
• “They impeached me twice, but I’m back and chillin’ / Winning elections like a boss, call me Don the Villain.”

While some are calling the event a “bizarre fever dream,” others see it as an opportunity for genuine reconciliation. “If Snoop and Trump can stand on the same stage, maybe there’s hope for all of us,” said one optimist.