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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the White House announced today that the upcoming TikTok ban will finally put an end to the nationwide epidemic of parents critiquing their teenagers' dance moves from behind smartphones. "This is a...
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Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

In a stunning display of athletic commitment that would make a porcelain doll wince, UFC fighter Arman "The Armenian Assassin" Tsarukyan has withdrawn from his highly anticipated bout at UFC 311 due to a gasp injury. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently, the man...
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Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders

The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It

London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few...
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Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and...
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Golfing Sensation Holly Sonders’ Loves When It Goes In the Hole, And Out, And Back In Again

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The LPGA is buzzing with news of...
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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been...
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Funnyman Elon Can’t Get A Gig on Amateur Night

Sometimes when a person finds a job or follows a career they think they’d...
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The great Michael Jordan tells Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones he wants to buy his team

The word on the streets of Chicago, the hometown of for Bulls superstar Michael...
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Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again

Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he...
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K-Drama Fans Now Need Doctorate in Plot Twists to Follow ‘The Judge From Hell’

In a groundbreaking development that’s sending K-Drama fans rushing to their nearest universities, new...
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Study Reveals That ‘Relaxing Beach Vacation’ Actually Means ‘Aggressive Attempt to Not Check Work Email’

In a groundbreaking study that has sent shockwaves through the multi-billion dollar vacation industry,...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

In a stunning display of athletic commitment that would make a porcelain doll wince,...
Entertainment

Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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