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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its latest social media platform, Facebook Lite. This groundbreaking innovation caters specifically to the underserved demographic of folks who haven't upgraded their internet since the days of AOL compact discs. Think...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the airwaves on the Bravisimo Network is "Secrets." The show deals with the sexploits of four Manhattan secretaries who work for a highly reputable Manhattan law firm. Reporter Armada Aquatica writes that the...
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Kim Kardashian goes commando

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The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry,"...
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The new Anson Mount ‘Hell On Wheels’ condoms are flying off the shelves

Reports filtering out of Madison Avenue are that the new "Hell On Wheels" Condoms,...
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Harry and Megs create royal rap song

Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal...
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Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle to star in the wrestling motion picture, “The Lovely Puerto Rican Wrestling Babes”

The Sports Bet Gazette has just reported that Jennifer Lopez and Kimberly Guilfoyle will...
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Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills

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The NCAA March Madness Committee says Paul Bunyan Condoms will be the 2025 official sponsor

Sportsapalooza News reporter Pia Confetti has just broken the story that the 2025 NCAA...
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King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

King Charles III, has just announced that his mum, Queen Elizabeth (aka Queen Lizzy)...
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It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box

The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn...
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Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight

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A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city’s largest salad dressing factory

The BuzzFuzz News Agency (Russia) is reporting that a catastrophically disastrous earthquake measuring 7.9...
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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its...
Entertainment

The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
Entertainment

Kim Kardashian goes commando

The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a...
Business

The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry,"...

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