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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

Easy! Make it about sports, not childhood trauma. Harry could start with an interview of cousin Zara Philips about her equestrian pursuits and maybe get a few words in from Zara’s mother, Princess Anne, and her equestrian history. Visit the barns and tack rooms, and...
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The notorious Goombalini family wants to buy Madison Square Garden

The notorious Cosa Nostra crime family, the Goombalini's have expressed that they want to purchase New York's Madison Square Garden. A spokesperson for the family, Giancralo Goombalini, said that the 10 brothers are all sports enthusiasts who enjoy everything from basketball to wrestling and ice...
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Suggestions for Harry’s podcast

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